Are these Pennsylvania cows giving off too much gas?
Some days, the world of agricultural news just organizes itself for you.
Today is a good example. The three headlines below all came in the same e-mail document from a service, PR Newswire for Journalists.
What’s curious about the language of press releases sometimes is how certain words and phrases stick in your mind, and I give you these examples:
Revolutionary New Invention Receives World-Wide Attention - Portable Farms
Portable Farms is an invention that will "solve world hunger and poverty" if a lot of people would use it to grow their own tilapia fish and organic vegetables in backyards and basements. The company’s "light-hearted" motto, "Fish don’t fart," makes the point that the technology is designed "to save the world from gas emissions from cattle." It's a big idea, saving the world from hunger with these fish tanks, but I confess that it's the motto that got my attention. Fart is a word you don’t see much in the farm press, even though a fair amount of it takes place in the countryside.
I bought as many organic plum-style tomatoes as would fit into one bike pannier at the farmer's market this morning. Now I'm covered with essence of tomato as the pot burbles away and I try not to think about the fact that my output for the day is likely to be about four $10 jars of pasta sauce.
Now it's just a matter of letting the whole thing simmer (covered) until it seems smooth. These tomatoes are so robust that they're resisting breaking down. Jonathan assures me that the covered simmering will do the trick, (He also says "By the way, if you put a couple of chef's tears in there... it always tastes better.")































